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The perfect (not cheesy) Valentine’s Day messages if you’re stuck for words

February 05, 2024 4 min read

The perfect (not cheesy) Valentine’s Day messages if you’re stuck for words

Ah, Valentine's Day—the time when love is in the air, Cupid is on overtime, and the greeting card aisle becomes a battlefield of emotions. But fear not, we got you! If you're on a mission to pen the perfect message that straddles the line between sweet and cheesy, you're in the right place. In this blog, we're delving into the art of crafting Valentine's Day messages that will make your loved one swoon without inducing an eye roll. So, grab your pen, buckle up, and let's embark on a journey to sprinkle some playful cheekiness into those heartfelt notes.

Cliché Corner: A Little Cheese, Hold the Gouda:

We get it; it's Valentine's Day, not the International Day of Originality. Feel free to dip your quill into the cliché well, but add your own twist! For instance, "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you—plus, you don't make me feel like I've eaten too much candy."

Punny Love: Because Wordplay is Our Love Language:

If you're a fan of witty banter, why not sprinkle some puns into your love note? "You're the maple syrup to my pancake, the vegemite to my avocado and the marshmallow to my hot chocolate. Basically, you make life a tasty adventure!"


“Our love is like a good book – it gets better with each chapter. No spoilers, but I hope there's a sequel. Happy Valentine's Day!

Adventure Awaits: Love as a Grand Journey:

Take your lover on a metaphorical journey. "Our love is like a thrilling roller coaster—full of ups, downs, and moments where we scream, 'I love you!' while holding on tight. Wouldn't have it any other way!"


Weather Report: A Forecast of Love:

Channel your inner meteorologist and give your Valentine a weather-themed message. "Forecast for today: 100% chance of love showers, warm hugs, and a high probability of feeling like the luckiest person in the world." Oh and thanks for always being my sunshine. 

Compliment with a Twist: Flattery Gets You Everywhere:

Compliments are a classic, but put a twist on them to keep things interesting. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Lucky for me, you're a person, and you're the most adorable human ever!"

Or Keep it playful, like:

“You're the, the mac to my cheese, and the one who steals the covers. Happy Valentine's Day, my delightful doona hog!

Songbird Serenade: Love Tunes Edition:

Turn your card into a playlist with a musical touch. "Our love is like a catchy tune—impossible to get out of my head , and every time I hear it, I can't help but smile. You're my favorite melody." To top it off, LVLY have teamed up with Kylie Minogue for an epic collaboration with Kylie Minogue wines. This iconic limited edition flower jar is a keepsake that includes the lyrics ‘Baby there ain’t nothing better and I could do this forever with you’. Swoon! Shophere

Sarcasm, the Language of Love

If sarcasm is your love language, embrace it! It's all about delivering the sentiment with a sassy spin:

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I tolerate you... I mean, love you. Happy Valentine's Day!


Inside Jokes and Shared Secrets: The Real MVPs:

Tap into the power of shared laughter and inside jokes. "Our love is like our secret handshake—known only to us, full of quirks, and makes everyone else wonder what's so special. Spoiler alert: everything."

A Dash of Nostalgia

Take a trip down memory lane with a touch of nostalgia. Reminisce about your journey together in a light-hearted manner:

“Remember when we used to argue about who loves who more? Yeah, me neither. Happy Valentine's Day, my love!”

Adventure Awaits

If your relationship is an epic adventure, let your Valentine's Day card reflect it:

“Our love story is an adventure, and you're my favorite plot twist. Here's to more unexpected turns. Happy Valentine's Day!”

Future Forecast: Predicting Love:

Play the role of a fortune teller and predict a love-filled future. "I predict many more shared laughs, countless adventures, and a lifetime supply of love. Lucky for me, I'm ready for this happily ever after with you!"

. The “Just Because” Love

Express love just because it's Tuesday, or Wednesday, or any other day that ends in 'y'. It's the unexpected sweetness that counts:

“Happy Valentine's Day, because telling you I love you on any random day is too mainstream. Just kidding, I love you every day!”

There you have it, love wordsmiths! Crafting the perfect Valentine's Day card message doesn't have to be a mammoth task. With a dash of cheekiness, a sprinkle of creativity, and a whole lot of love, you'll have a card that's as unique as your relationship. So, grab that pen, unleash your inner poet, and let the Valentine's Day magic unfold. May your messages be playful, your love boundless, and your day filled with joy and laughter. Happy Valentine's Day, you charming romantics!